29th April 2016 Gemma Lacey

Yoda: The Ultimate Life Coach

When you’re looking for words of wisdom, the internet is full of choice words but none more inspiring than Jedi Master Yoda. and what better day to celebrate his genius than May 4th? We’ve scoured the archives for his best advice to share with you today.

may the force

First up Yoda takes on your love life:

Jenny 27, from Birmingham said ” Dear Yoda, I have  a great life but long to share it with that special someone. My problem is I am very shy, what would you recommend to make Mr Right notice me?”

Yoda Says:

Through his stomach and what man can resist a delicious milkshake, the way to a man’s heart is, hmm?

Which translates as this roughly:

Yoda Milkshake

Yoda Milkshake

Next to guy problems.

Dave 26, from Brighton says ” Romantic gestures are not my strong suit, but I’ve finally found the perfect woman who shares my love of Star Wars, how can I show her I care?”

Yoda Says:

Dear Dave, if you show this lady how you feel want to, with Princess Leia say it, to anyone in the rebel alliance’s affection a sure fire route.

Translation:

Dear Dave, if you want to show this lady how you feel, say it with Princess Leia, a sure fire route to anyone in the Rebel Alliance’s affection:

Princess Leia Card

Princess Leia Card

Next Yoda on everyday stresses

Janet, 38 from Tunbridge Wells told us “My  7 year old daughter’s cat just passed away but we don’t know how to break the sad news to her, any ideas, wise Yoda?”

Yoda says: Best to prepare a  child for the big news, sometimes it is, gone to join the Wookie Warriors in the good fight, that her beloved kitty has.

Translation, Tell your daughter her kitty has gone to join the Wookie Warriors in their fight against the resistance, this illustration should help her picture her feline pals new life.

Star Wars Cat Card

Star Wars Cat Card

Exam Stress

Finally Chris 48, from Margate, told of of his son James’s struggle with exam nerves, “how can help boost his confidence at a stressful time?”

Yoda says:

Heed the advice I gave to warriors heading to the battle of Yavin, anyone heading to a stressful situation should.

Which we’re pretty sure means ” Good Luck, you got this!” or in other words…

May the 4th be with you

May the 4th be with you

And just in case you’re in need of more guidance we’ve also called on some mini Jedi masters for back up, check out “The Wisdom of Kids” for more sage life advice too.

Master Yoda

Master Yoda